What Are the ‘Jersey Shore’ Cast Members’ Net Worths?
My bank account would like to request some privacy at this time.
Remember back in 2009 when your routine consisted of wondering whether you should get side bangs, “poking” your friends on Facebook, and watching Jersey Shore? Yeah, well now everyone on that show is filthy rich (and getting richer thanks to the new season of Jersey Shore Family Vacation), and frankly GOOD FOR THEM! Of course, like any reality TV star, the cast of Jersey Shore learned early on that the path to wealth and success isn’t paved with tanning lotion and monokinis exclusively, so they’ve all been hustling since their glory days on MTV.
Like, somehow Pauly D has managed to pull off an actual career as a DJ?!?! Not to mention, he’s starred in a veritable cornucopia of spin-off shows and become an ambassador for SummerSlam. Meanwhile, Snooki has written literally a million books—although not sure they impacted her net worth since they didn’t sell very well. Vinny starred in a show called Double Shot at Love with Pauly D, and JWoww’s busy being an influencer with nearly 8 million followers on Instagram. And, um, our bud Mr. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is still coming down from pleading guilty to tax evasion…which, yeah…had a not-so-great impact on his overall net worth. But even Mike is out here making money thanks to a podcast, a merch line, and some workout supplements.
In other words, pretty much everyone on Jersey Shore is getting richer by the day, and the time has come for Cosmo’s elite team of accountants (aka me and my iPhone calculator) to round up and report the net worth of every Jersey Shore cast member. Prepare to feel an incredible combination of amazed, baffled, and jealous.
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